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Quote Sport Unquote

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Golf

 

The championship committee now reserves the right to disqualify any competitor making a false statement on his entry form.

Michael Bonallack, Secretary of the Royal and Ancient, hoping this would stop the likes of Maurice Flitcroft, crane driver of Barrow-in-Furness, from entering the British Open and completing a first round 121 before being asked to withdraw. He had previously entered as J B Jolly and Gerald Hopppy.

 

Sam Snead was born with a natural ability to keep his bar bills as low as his golf scores.

Jimmy Demaret

 

All my life I wanted to play golf like Jack Nicklaus, and now I do.

Paul Harvey, ABC commentator, after Nicklaus hit a 83 at Sandwich

 

To improve my golf I once read one of those involved books on positive thinking. I gave up when I heard that the author had committed suicide.

Nick Job

 

If ever I needed an eight foot putt, and everything I owned depended on it, I would want Arnold Palmer to putt for me.

Bobby Jones

 

Any guy who would pass up a chance to see Sam Snead play golf would pull the shades driving past the Taj Mahal.

Jim Murray

 

There are two things that won’t last long in this world - dogs that chase cars and pros that putt for pars.

Lee Trevino

 

You don’t know what pressure is until you play for five bucks with only two in your pocket.

Lee Trevino

 

John Daly's longer than Greg Norman, he’s even longer than War and Peace.

Bob Verdi