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Colemanballs - Part One

 

West Indies have got to dig deep to get out of the hole they're in.

Anon

 

My deepest apologies to all Scottish fans reading the first edition of Thursday’s Guardian. Due to a typographical slip a section of the second paragraph read: One day the great manager and the great team will arrive, and the blue shits will assume their rightful place on top of the world. It should, of course, have read assured.

 

Then there was that dark horse with the golden arm, Mudassar Nazar.

Trevor Bailey

 

You join us at a very appropriate time. Ray Illingworth has just relieved himself at the Pavilion End.

Trevor Bailey

 

Well, there’s only one thing I can say after that over, and that’s to clap my hands.

Trevor Bailey

 

No captain with all the hindsight in the world can predict how the wicket is going to play.

Trevor Bailey

 

We don’t always get from slow motion the pace at which they play.

John Barrett, BBC

 

The throw went absolutely nowhere near where it was going.

Richie Benaud

 

I'll decide when to write my own obituary.

Ian Botham

 

That’s cricket Harry. You get those sort of things in boxing.

Frank Bruno

 

And Wilkins sends an inch perfect pass to no one in particular.

Bryon Butler

 

Magri has to really do well against this unknown Mexican who comes from that famous family of five brothers.

Harry Carpenter

 

He just can't believe what isn't happening to him.

David Coleman. Still available Colemanballs: v. 14: Private Eye's

 

That's the fastest time ever run - but it's not as fast as the world record.

David Coleman

 

What a brilliant pass that was. The only tragedy is that it went into touch.

David Coleman

 

He opened his legs and showed us what he’s got.

David Coleman

 

She’s not Ben Johnson. But then, who is.

David Coleman

 

4.30 pm Magpie. A visit to Liverpool Football Club and a look at the ways in which animals have been used throughout the ages.

East Anglia Daily Times

 

The announcement of the disqualification was greeted by booze from the spectators at the pool.

Gloucestershire Echo

 

Cricket shouldn't be used as a political football.

David Graveney

 

Not a good night for Zola Budd. She died on the last lap and finished fourth.

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