Many insults only appear in this book. It is not available anywhere else. A truly unique gift.

'Insults, old, new, borrowed, blue' costs only £1.99 plus £0.75 p&p from Paypal. An ideal resource for writers, authors and speech-makers.

Click on the link below to order from Paypal.

This 48 Page A5 booklet contains over 700 insults gathered from celebrities, sportsmen, writers,actors, critics, dramatists and anonymous contributions from all over the world.

This is what the critics have said:

The sort of book that once you put down you can't pick up again. Sir Maurice Bowra.

Silly, flat and dishwatery. Chicago Times.

You'll like it ... not a lot. Paul Daniels.

If books can be said to smell, this one smells of stale beds and damp sheets. Eamon Dunphy.

This has the style of being knocked up on a condemned typewriter in a garden shed in Wapping. FOUL

From the moment I picked up your book until the moment I put it down I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend to read it. Groucho Marx.

I do not claim to be a literary critic but I know dirt when I smell it and here it is in heaps - festering, putrid heaps that smell to high heaven. W Charles Pilley

We are not amused. Queen Victoria