Over 750 insults from the famous to the anonymous, many never previously published in an anthology before. Contains 48 A4 pages of wit, irony and sarcasm. Ideal for speakers, writers and anyone needing a ‘put down’. In .pdf format and costs just £0.99 including full resale rights. All quotes can be copied into other applications.
Women play an important part in cricket. They make the teas.
Brian Aspital, Secretary National Cricket Association
Not fit to manage a whelk stall.
Winston Churchill
I think that's just another word for a washed up has-
Bob Dylan
I'd rather have a drink with Idi Amin. Alex Higgins
He looks as if he had been weaned on a pickle.
Alice Roosevelt Layworth
You smell like a second class railway carriage. Sir Iain Moncrieff
She tells enough white lies to ice a cake. Dorothy Parker
His face is like a wedding cake left out in the rain.
Stephen Spender
A self made man is one who believes in luck and sends his son to Oxford. Christina Stead
He aroused every feeling but trust.
A J P Taylor
A greasy undergraduate scratching his pimples.
Virginia Woolf
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