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Adam and Eve
Apples and pears
Aristotle
Barnet fair
Berkerley Hunt
Blackpool rock
Boat race
Boracic Lint
Brahms and Liszt
Bristol City
Brown bread
Bubble and Squeak
Butchers hook
Chalfont St Giles
China plate
Cobblers awls
Cream crackered
Currant bun
Daisy roots
Derby Kelly
Dickie Dirt
Dog and bone
Farmer Giles
Four by two
Frog and toad
Front wheel skid
German band
Ginger beer
Half inch
Hampstead heath
believe
stairs
arse
hair
cunt
cock
face
skint
pissed
tits
dead
Greek
look
piles
mate
balls
knackered
sun
boots
belly
shirt
phone
piles
jew
road
yid
hand
queer
pinch
teeth
Irish jig
J Arthur Rank
Jack Jones
Jam jar
Jimmy (James) Riddle
Joanna
Jodrell Bank
Kate and Sid
Khyber Pass
Laugh and titter
Loaf of bread
Mince pies
Mutt and Jeff
North and south
Pen and ink
Plates of meat
Pony and trap
Pork pie
Rabbitt and pork
Rory O'Moore
Rosie Lee
Skin and blister
Sky rocket
Sweeney Todd
Taters in the mold
Tea leaf
Threepenny bits
Tit for tat
Trouble and strife
Two and eight
Whistle and flute
wig
wank
alone
car
piss
piano
wank
steak and kidney pie
arse
bitter
head
eyes
deaf
mouth
stink
feet
crap
lie
talk
floor
tea
sister
Flying Squad
cold
thief
tts
hat
wife
state
suit
This is a list of traditional cockney rhyming slang. There have been many new terms added over the years but these are the ones I grew up with. To hear as they should be spoken, rather than as written you can download a MP3 file from here. It costs a small fee of £1.99 and may not make you a true cockney but at least you might sound like one.
